Remember when you were a kid...??
Did you ever give someone "bunny ears"??
It sounds so scandalous...
But it was just silliness.
Truly, plain and simple nonsense...
In the town where I grew up...
Our version went like this:
In our elementary school...
when you gave someone
"bunny ears"
you held two fingers
behind the other kiddo's head and counted...
(silently if possible to avoid detection)
Shhhh...
Usually the giggling of the bunny ear holder
OR the snickering
of nearby kids watching
ended the game quickly...
ended the game quickly...
Whatever number the bunny ear-giver counted to,
was the number of
boyfriends or girlfriends
you were going to have... (Gasp...)
Such silliness...
but so too were "The Cooties"...
and "Stepping on Cracks"...and "Truth or Dare"
and all the other foolishness that
and all the other foolishness that
filled in the space between spelling lessons
and recess during so many schooldays... (mine anyway)
and recess during so many schooldays... (mine anyway)
So...As a former giver of "bunny ears"...
(so proud...what a talent, all these years later...)
and not as a sign of a misspent youth...
(so proud...what a talent, all these years later...)
and not as a sign of a misspent youth...
I'm at it again....
But in a much more grown-up...
and classy, Easter-ish sort of way.
and classy, Easter-ish sort of way.